Note To Self

Dear Self,
For future reference, field trips on Thursdays are a BAD thing. It tricks the mind into believing that Thursday was actually Friday, which leads to Friday feeling like Saturday, which leads to the minds of children believing that they shouldn't actually have to do any work. 'Cause it's Saturday.

So save yourself a headache, and from now on, only take field trips on Fridays.

Sincerely,
Mrs. N.