Friday, October 31, 2008

Note To Self

To: Future Self (w/ children)
From: Present Teacher Self
Re: Things not to do to your future child

Dear Future Self,
Never ever....ever....show up in your fifth grader's classroom wearing a giant pig costume and oinking while video taping him/her watching Charlie Brown and the Great Pumpkin. Just don't.

Sincerely,
Present Teacher Self

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

YOU MAKE ME LAUGH! mom

Gina said...

The sad thing is that this actually happened. You can't make this stuff up!

the Pharmer's Wife said...

Wow. My sadness level for stupidity just rose 15 points while reading this.