What day is it?

I say, "Find some examples of two word sentences." Child says, "This one has four, but it's close enough," and is prepared to argue the point.

I say, "Suggest some G rated movies for our next reward movie." They say, "Kung Fu Panda. It isn't rated G, but it should be," and they're prepared to argue the point.

Add in taking a bite of my breakfast apple only to discover the whole thing is rotten, going for some liquid caffeine only to discover the entire pop machine is sold out, and what do you have???

Monday morning.

ick.